The Most Relevant David
After reading this post, brought to my attention by this guy, I realise that only a few days ago, I was the most popular (and most relevant) David in the world! It’s quite a nice achievement, considering I never set out to be an all conquering hero. Ah well, I suppose you should all bow before me and lavish me with gifts.

David, Appleyard, Name
2/5/2005