The eBay Song
3 years, 2 months ago 
I came across this on the internet yesterday. It is without a doubt one of the best spoof songs I have heard - with some great lyrics. It’s sung to a very accurate copy of the Backstreet Boys’ - “I want it that way”. Click the image to download it.
The “eBay song”
A used … pink bathrobe
A rare … mint snowglobe
A Smurf … TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house … is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBayTell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBayI’ll buy … your knick-knack
Just check … my feedback
“A++!” they all say
They love me on eBayGonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I’ve never met in Norway
Found him on eBayI am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever’ll please
As long as I’ve got the doughI’ll buy … your tchotchkes
Sell me … your watch, please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …)
I’m highest bidder now(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah … (I bought it on eBay)Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don’t know why … the kind of stuff you’d throw away)
(I’ll buy on eBay)What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
Ebay, Song, Backstreet, Boys
June 15th, 2005 at 6:01 am
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July 6th, 2005 at 9:41 pm
it is v. funny
September 2nd, 2005 at 5:32 pm
Reminds me of the version ‘which backstreetboy is gay’
November 9th, 2005 at 3:32 am
the link doesnt work…
November 18th, 2005 at 8:34 am
yay
November 18th, 2005 at 8:35 am
times link work tried does five i the not
December 23rd, 2005 at 7:28 pm
So doesn’t work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 28th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Woody Allen AllenYou need the files in the order you want them joined on a CD and on import there is an option to join.Works like a dream.
March 31st, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Judy GarlandTo join songs, try the old DOS command COPY, like this: copy /b song1.mp3 + song2.mp3 + song3.mpg mysongs.mp3. That should work great.
May 25th, 2006 at 2:18 am
George BurnsOops, in the “cat /Users/tangent/music/iTunes…” paste it took away the back slashes, so disregard the paste.
May 26th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
it is the perfect song 4 my mum, She is on Ebay all day, it is the most funny song i heard since heart Fms sven song, “maria”
December 25th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
its just right for my nan she lover ebay.she bought cars, cookers. she said she’s gunna buy another house for it all(sue.d)
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March 16th, 2007 at 8:32 am
awsum song!! really funny